Monday, March 31, 2008

Redneck is his native tongue

Last week a letter was delivered to every household in Medicine Hat and the nearby town of Redcliff. It was written by a local realtor and too good not to share.
Note: all spelling mistakes are copied exactly.


CITIZENS AGAINST MEDICINE HAT POLICE FORCE TERRORISM


I would like to take this opportunity to introduce ourselves. We are CAMHPFT standing for Citizens Against Medicine Hat Police Force Terrorism.


It is time we as the general public take a stand and get our Police force back on track because as it stands more of the General Public are afraid of the Police Service and their continued bad actions and are afraid and humiliated by their experience with the Medicine Hat Police Force.


OUR CITY POLICE FORCE IS OUT OF CONTROL:


i. Harassing Ordinary Citizens on a daily basis
ii. Handing out 10's of thousands of dollars worth of photo radar tickets from an illegally parked van
iii. Bulling and Beating our Youths on a daily basis
iv. Bulling and Beating our Average Citizens for no reason
v. Constantly using excessive force for everything from Seat Belt tickets to Speeding
vi. General Harassment of our Citizens
vii. And much much more, what's your story?


This Police Force should be renamed:


"Goons with Guns - Collecting Taxes Violently"


I Often wonder if Ben Laddin trained our Medicine Hat Police Force - Hospitals full of beat children as a direct result of Police Bulling.


We are Asking you the General Public to not be afraid, to come forward, let us know if the Medicine Hat Police Force Humiliated and Abused you?


Do you feel you or anyone in your immediate family has been Humiliated or Abused by the Medicine Hat Police Force?


__ YES


Do you feel there should be a full Public Inquiry into the Medicine Hat Police Actions done by Outsiders, not our local Police Force?


__ YES


From the day you launch your complaint the Police Force has 45 days to investigate the situation, costing nothing to you the Law-Abiding Citizen, but maybe getting the "Goons with Guns" off of our streets restoring Safety to the General Public.


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I think if we do sell we should use him as our realtor since he is so obviously intelligent and just so concerned with our Youths and Average Citizens and all the Bulling that is apparently happening.

10 comments:

  1. thanks for the laugh.

    It's so great you have such a vigilant Realtor in your town. Who knows what could happen with all the bulling going on!

    I love how he talks about getting "beat" like he's a gangsta' rapper lol.

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  2. You know what's even more tragic is that the judges and crown counsel are completely aware of all the abuse and bulling and they turn a blind eye. Oh the tragedy.

    How the hell did this guy become a real estate agent and how the hell does a police officer "constantly use excessive force when handing out a seat belt ticket?"

    "Here's your copy sign it or I'll put a cap in your ass? "

    This guys a freak. Must have recently been charged. Can you say Mental Health Act?

    How can you tell I'm a "Goon with a Gun"

    Oh and the last paragraph. Yeah let's take the police off the street. That'll make everyone "safe".

    Cheers -

    Darrin MEIER

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  3. Wow...
    Darrin!

    SO FORCEFUL!!!!!

    Love it!

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  4. This is some sort of April fools joke.

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  5. So not a joke. We all got it almost 2 weeks ago and everyone knows who the realtor is. Most definitely NOT a joke

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  6. I just can't get this picture out of my mind of 'the Hat' police walking around hitting people with Bulls. "Stop or I will be forced to let this Bull off its leash. It would be'hoove' you to fall into line now sir!"

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  7. That is funny. I bet his clientèle takes a nosedive after that. LOL.

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